Wednesday, December 29, 2010

SURE I'LL TAKE YOUR BAG ON THE PLANE FOR YOU/ CSCF

SURE I'LL TAKE YOUR BAG ON THE PLANE FOR YOU/ CSCF: "A GUY WITH A MASK ASKS CHICAGOALMOSE TO TAKE AN UNATTENDED BAG ON THE PLANE FOR HIM."

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

ALIENS ARE COMING FOR OUR PUMPKIN SEEDS!

ALIENS ARE COMING FOR OUR PUMPKIN SEEDS!: "LMAO!!! WTF?! ALIENS ARE COMING TO GET OUR PUMPKIN SEEDS. THE PRESIDENT ASKS IN A NEWS CONFERENCE: ' WHAT SHOULD WE DO'?"

Sunday, October 31, 2010

13 REASONS WHY GUYS WON'T EAT ....

13 REASONS WHY GUYS WON'T EAT ....: "13 reasons why guys won't hit pussy, This video is a viral internet sensation! A must see."

Monday, October 25, 2010

13 REASONS WHY GUYS WON'T EAT ....

13 REASONS WHY GUYS WON'T EAT ....: "13 reasons why guys won't hit pussy, This video is a viral internet sensation! A must see."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

$54.95 for a coke and a popcorn? LMAO!

$54.95 for a coke and a popcorn? LMAO!: "'the worlds funniest comedian has trouble at the movie concession counter. (you won't believe the ending!)"

Monday, September 27, 2010

NO HEAD KIDS!

NO HEAD KIDS!: "'THE KIDS ARE BEAUTIFUL BUT WHERE ARE THIER HEADS?"

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

How To Get The Stink From Your B@lls

How To Get The Stink From Your B@lls: "there are three ways to stop your b@lls from stinking"

NEXT PAGE CLICK "OLDER POSTS" NEXT PAGE CLICK "OLDER POSTS" ESL ENGLISH CONVERSATION LESSONNATURAL ESL ENGLISH

Monday, August 30, 2010

Atom Tally Tech Problem

Atom Tally Tech Problem: "A solution to the tournament tally technical problems. LMAO!"

PUBIC service announcement

PUBIC service announcement: "'don't try your luck with a bareback fU@K'
'you can catch a disease and it will hurt when U peez'"

Thursday, August 5, 2010

ORIFICE CLEANER WITH STINK DETECTER...............

ORIFICE CLEANER WITH STINK DETECTER...............: "Cleans your orifices and makes a sound if you stink. Quite hilarious.:)" THIS IS SO FUNNY IT MADE ME CRY!

Monday, August 2, 2010

I Warned You Not To Sell...........

I Warned You Not To Sell...........: "'you know who I am, you know what I can do'
Perhaps the greatest dramatic acting of a comedy Duo of all time! :)" this is so funny!!!!!!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

DISCUSTING BUSBOY SONG

DISCUSTING BUSBOY SONG: "cHICAGOALMOSE (ATOM TOURNAMENT MONEY WINNER) SINGS (IN KEY) ABOUT A DISCUSTING BUSBOY. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

CAN I SEE YOUR TITS? :)

CAN I SEE YOUR TITS? :): "CHICAGOALMOSE ASKS A STRANGE WOMAN TO SEE HER TITS IN A COFFEE SHOP. FUNNY AND A LITTLE CREEPY. lol"

Thursday, June 24, 2010

HOMELESS COMEDIAN WEARING ATOM SWAG ASKS FOR MONEY

HOMELESS COMEDIAN WEARING ATOM SWAG ASKS FOR MONEY: "LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! World famous comedian Chicagoalmose does a CLASSIC monologue about a homeless comedian asking for money. hALARIOUS!!!!!!!!"

Monday, June 21, 2010

DISCUSTING BUSBOY SONG

DISCUSTING BUSBOY SONG: "cHICAGOALMOSE (ATOM TOURNAMENT MONEY WINNER) SINGS (IN KEY) ABOUT A DISCUSTING BUSBOY. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CUMEDIAN SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF THE OILGASIM LMAO!!

CUMEDIAN SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF THE OILGASIM LMAO!!: "WORLD FAMOUS COMEDIAN CHICAGOALMOSE (THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE AND AN ATOM TOURNAMENT PRIZE WINNER) SOLVES THE BP DISASTER LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I AM THE WORLD CHAMP OF FUNNY LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE WORLD CHAMP OF FUNNY LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: "' i should really teach a comedy class. chicks wiould try to learn about funnny as i learn about their ass.........'"

I AM A MAN FROM VENUS I CAN SUCK MY OWN PENIS/LMAO

I AM A MAN FROM VENUS I CAN SUCK MY OWN PENIS/LMAO: "WORLD FAMOUS CUMEDIAN AND ATOM TOUNAMENT MONEY WINNER IS A MAN FROM VEUS."

Sunday, June 20, 2010

MY CUMEDY

My CUMEDY IS LIKE VIAGRA FOR YOUR FUNNY BONE....IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH HARD. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 18, 2010

HOW TO HAVE ANY WOMAN WANT SEX WITH YOU LMAO!!!!!!

HOW TO HAVE ANY WOMAN WANT SEX WITH YOU LMAO!!!!!!: "WORLD FAMOUS COMEDIAN (ATOM TOURNAMENT LEADER 6/2/2010) 'POETIZES' ABOUT GETTING A SEX PARTNER. REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!"

HOW TO FART AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW TO FART AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!: "'LET ME TALK ABOUT FARTING, THAT'S WHEN GAS LEAVES YOUR ASS MAKING A SMELL WHEN DEPARTING' World famous comedian CHICAGOALMOSE, 'POETIZES ' ABOUT FARTING."
3RD PLACE WINNER! 6/15/2010 ATOM (cOMEDY cENTRAL) WEEKLY TOURNAMENT

CHICAGOALMOSE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

These are world famous comedian's Chicagoalmose continuously updated leaders and winners in the Atom (Comedy Central)funny video tournament. Chicagoalmose has been called the "resident stand-up comic" of the Atom site. Chicagoalmose's comedy can best be described as LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is adult humor and don't watch it at work because you may pee in your pants and that would be a problem.